Give them guys a couple of Tops knives.
WITH AGE COMES WISDOM
A 72 year old guy was out sitting in his boat while he was fishing. All of a sudden he heard a voice say "pick me up". He looked around and didn't see any thing. He was wondering if maybe he was dreaming when he heard it again, "Pick me up". he looked in the water and saw a frog floating on top. The man said"Are you talking to me?" The frog said "yes, I am talking to you. Pick me up and kiss me and I will turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I will make you the envy of town and all your friends will be jealous because I will be your bride." The man looked at the frog for a while and reached over, picked it up and put it into his shirt pocket. The frog said,"Didn't you hear what I said? Kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride." He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said " Nah, At my age I would rather have a talking frog."
The Judge said to the defendant. "I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again."
"Your Honor," the criminal said, "that's what I tried to tell the police, but they wouldn't listen."
A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
"But officer," the man began, "I can explain."
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."
"But, officer, I just wanted to say," "And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding... He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."
Good ones, Steve.
You might want to be afraid if the kitty looks like that one
Good one J.J. !!! Reminds me of a sign as you entered the chow hall of a delightful place that I once took a 14 week vacation at...TAKE ALL YOU WANT. EAT ALL YOU TAKE. And those charming and oh so helpful folks meant it too.