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Life is too short.

I thought I would start a discussion on something not related to knives, or maybe you have something related to knives to share that might generate a smile or give someone a good laugh. We all need to see the humor in life once in a while. I get some pretty funny e-mails sent to me once in a while. The snip thing in windows 7 make it easy to copy all most anything you want. I don't know if this is the right place to do this or not, but here it is anyway. Please feel free to add something to this discussion you might find funny. You may just make some one giggle or smile.

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Permalink Reply by Jan Carter on April 20, 2012 at 16:58

I know some of those folks LOL

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staffPermalink Reply by Pat ChoKo on April 24, 2012 at 16:12

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Permalink Reply by Billy Oneale on April 24, 2012 at 20:38

Give them guys a couple of Tops knives.

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Permalink Reply by Billy Oneale on April 24, 2012 at 20:49

WITH AGE COMES WISDOM

A 72 year old guy was out sitting in his boat while he was fishing. All of a sudden he heard a voice say "pick me up". He looked around and didn't see any thing. He was wondering if maybe he was dreaming when he heard it again, "Pick me up". he looked in the water and saw a frog floating on top. The man said"Are you talking to me?" The frog said "yes, I am talking to you. Pick me up and kiss me and I will turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I will make you the envy of town and all your friends will be jealous because I will be your bride." The man looked at the frog for a while and reached over, picked it up and put it into his shirt pocket. The frog said,"Didn't you hear what I said? Kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride." He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said " Nah, At my age I would rather have a talking frog."

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ModeratorPermalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on April 25, 2012 at 8:11

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Permalink Reply by Billy Oneale on May 1, 2012 at 21:58

My grand daughter just got a kitten that looks a lot like this one.

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Permalink Reply by Steve Williams on May 2, 2012 at 11:35

The Judge said to the defendant. "I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again."
"Your Honor," the criminal said, "that's what I tried to tell the police, but they wouldn't listen."

A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
"But officer," the man began, "I can explain."
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."
"But, officer, I just wanted to say," "And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding... He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."

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Permalink Reply by Billy Oneale on May 2, 2012 at 22:49

Good ones, Steve.

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Permalink Reply by Jan Carter on May 3, 2012 at 18:31

Billy,

You might want to be afraid if the kitty looks like that one

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ModeratorPermalink Reply by J.J. Smith III on May 9, 2012 at 20:02

Shucks...

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Permalink Reply by Steve Williams on May 9, 2012 at 20:15

Good one J.J. !!! Reminds me of a sign as you entered the chow hall of a delightful place that I once took a 14 week vacation at...TAKE ALL YOU WANT. EAT ALL YOU TAKE. And those charming and oh so helpful folks meant it too.