Well, my girl is upset with me. Again.
She says I love my pocketknives more than I love her. So I told her that's not true and I told her she has a sweet body....just like that antique coke bottle form knife that I bought 3 weeks ago.
She seemed a bit more peturbed, so I tried to get the subject off of knives since that seems to be her problem area!
So I told her I love her nearly as much as my favorite old 1911 handgun.
How come I have to sleep on the couch if it's my house??
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